Mercedarian Formation

Like those circus mirrors that warp and distort I've used a fisheye lens that does the same. You might notice my tiny pigmy foot despite being size 12 and the cabinet in the sacristy looks as bowed as a sailboat. Sorry for the black outfit, my postulant uniform is all black with a white shirt. When I first started I thought, "I have to dress like the Blues Brothers!" Thanks to my generous grandmother and aunt, I was outfitted nicely. May their reward in heaven be great!